1. Mag
    1st April 2017 @ 7:48 am

    Wow, I need this for my front room!

    As a recently born again Scooterist who was an original and proper Mod (in the 80s), I have not had my view of authentic scootering sullied by decades of change and influences, so I know this is the real thing! When we did scootering properly we couldn’t get enough of this kind of thing to broadcast how cool we were, clagging stuff on our coats or using roofing bolts to attach them to our scooters like I would have done if I had one.

    It will sit over my target table with an authentic brand new dansette USB record player/MP3 player as I listen to Scooter songs and dance about in my pork pie hat.


    Does anyone one of my new Scooter-Pals know where I can get a new parker jacket, XXL, must already have loads of Patrick Smith badges on it?

  2. EddieStone
    1st April 2017 @ 8:57 am

    It’s cool, but it’s just a copy of the Scomadi cuckoo clock, which was designed by scooterists for scooterists.

  3. Scootlife
    1st April 2017 @ 9:20 am

    So this is now a BIASED website!

  4. TeddyfaeTheAnimals
    1st April 2017 @ 11:37 am


    • Sticky
      1st April 2017 @ 12:59 pm

      We ran this through Google translate, and we are dreadfully sorry if you’ve spilled your tea dear chap.

  5. punyXpress
    1st April 2017 @ 11:40 am

    lirpA looF ?
    Haven’t got reverse gear on my Maicoletta

  6. Hank Bajajman
    1st April 2017 @ 1:21 pm

    too obviously an april fool, as everybody knows nobody in Bradford works.

  7. Dave D
    1st April 2017 @ 2:24 pm

    Is there any way of silencing the hourly ‘toot toots’? As I am worried that these will make my motorhome a prime target whilst I’m riding up and down the seafront at the next Island of White Scoot Festival.

    Fun fact. Nearly managed to get the year’s mileage to over 30 miles last time. Just wish I had the same stamina as these incredible little machines! KFC

  8. Dave D
    1st April 2017 @ 3:06 pm

    Hello. Me again. Probably the wrong site to ask, but I have moved on my next mid-life crisis stage and was wondering if you had any idea when the Hayley Davison cuckoo clock was coming out? (Preferably the deluxe version which comes complete with baldy swmming cap, bushy beard and the water transfer tattoos)

    PS 1 parker for sale.

    Dave. Aka ‘bikelife’

  9. Theraphim Hebraeorum
    1st April 2017 @ 4:23 pm

    Just ordered mine. Cannot wait to mount it on the front of my Real Mod Special Chinling Vibrato and go posing down Brighton Seafront outside the Volks cafe. All the tourists will love it, especially the six year old kids. Many thanks SLUK. Quality bit of kit!

    Richard Scratcher (Original Sixties Mod still got it!)

  10. Paddy
    1st April 2017 @ 8:07 pm

    Are you doing an LML version ? And if yes will it be proper metal like my LML auto 125 not plastic like them other johnie come lately scooters

    • Sticky
      1st April 2017 @ 11:34 pm

      We have some Vespa ones nearly the same that I’m sure we can swap the badges on, just for you.

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