Royalloy Scooter Cuckoo Clock | FLASH SALE
We’ve recently added this stunning collectable future heirloom to our SLUK Shop.
Amazingly, it looks like we are over-stocked so we are offering this superb clock for an amazing 50% DISCOUNT.
To make this saving simply use the discount code “APRIL FOOL“
SLUK has teamed-up with the Bradford Mint to offer this stunning collectable direct to scooter lovers worldwide…
“Is it me for a moment?”
Scooters are at the heart of all things British; just like a hot curry or a fight in a kebab shop at 3am
SLUK celebrates the UK arrival of the latest classic scooter brand with a genuine Royalloy Cuckoo Clock. With a bewildering array of Mod machines to choose from there’s never been a better time to dust off your loofahs and parkers and rock around the Clock.
This Clock is something special though. It is hand-crafted in the finest tradition of hermit clock-makers from the Black Forest of Bradford utilising easy-read Quartz timekeeping technology. There are no Steamy Windows with this one!
“Can you see the real me?”
Yes you can! Every hour, approximately on the hour, a real Royalloy model scooter appears from the tunnel and ‘toot-toots’ its hooter to count the hours to the next Brighton beach-fight.
Each Euro-4 compliant scooter model is hand-hewn from finest Royal Alloy of several different types of plastic. Individual keepsake components are imported from exotic locations around the globe, but each assembly is studiously checked for quality in our Bradford Excellence Centre of Clockwork Engineering. Only when it has met our Target do we award our Union Jack-inspired Pony & Trap badge of pride.
“Dr Jimmy and Mr Jim”
Accentuating a Quadrophenia-like split personality is the central clock-face, built using genuine 60s-style Analogue hands, harmoniously blended with a Digital face representing the best of Modern technology. No other similarly-shaped, Union-flag-bearing Cuckoo Clocks carry this high specification detail.
Perhaps the most British feature is our Certificate of Authenticity, printed in England, and registering your officially-licensed Royalloy clock in our first, Limited Edition run of 2,000 examples.
All this is available for the quintessentially Mod price of £515, only at SLUK and selected high-street retailers. You’d be out of your brain (on the train) not to get one!
Available to pre-order for delivery
in April at some stage in the future direct from the SLUK Shop.